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The Last Slumber Party Remix

The Last Slumber Party Remix
1988
79 min (Remix 34 min)



Completely unrelated to the Slumber Party Massacre trilogy, The Last Slumber Party is a painfully cheap little gem; no nudity and all the kills are the same. But like unprotected sex, it's fun, but you might get an STD. All I can say is, if you can fight through the initial shock of seeing such a poor quality film, you'll eventually get with the program and find many small rewards.



When Thunderclap first watched this movie, the first comment was "they're on meth". I laughed until I saw the look of concern on TC's face. Dang, they might be. It was filmed in Oklahoma.

The parking lot scene is solid gold. I've watched it about 15-20 times and it always makes me laugh. Throwing empties at the scooter-riding nerd, "Science"?! What else do you want?



Buy it on a double feature DVD, with Terror at Tenkiller for like six bucks. Do it.

Back II School - Private Event

***Main Features***

Hell High (1989) - Shot in 1986 but not released until 1989, almost two years after star Christopher Stryker died of AIDS. Unfortunately, this was his only film. This movie is truly unique and original. I actually feel kinda bad for remixing it.

Fear No Evil (1980) - the Antichrist in high school sound like a good thing. And when the movie doesn't get bogged down(religious talkie talk, castles and candles) this film is wicked. Especially the high school scenes. Featuring a soundtrack by Talking Heads, Sex Pistols, the Ramones and many high profile new wave / punk bands. And one of the most shocking moments I've ever seen.

The Last Slumber Party (1988) - This little gem is painfully cheap, no nudity and all the kills are the same. Plus, completely unrelated to the Slumber Party Massacre Trilogy. But somehow, this movie rules. Jan Jensen is so likable with her down home accent. And one moment she thinks a guy is hot, next she's calling him a fag. Or a queer. Or a gay. Awesome. Features "heavy metal rock" by FIRSTRYKE.

Graduation Day (1981) - This is a very dated flick. If there was ever a film bridging the 70s to the 80s, here it is. Check out the punk band performing while the crowd roller skates around them! Plus, there's a psychedelic haze over this film that's really cool. Check out the uneven bars gymnastic scene. Heavy.

***After Hours Bonus***

Girls Nite Out (1984) - There is no suspense, no nudity, confusing, it's just a mess. However, this movie is must see. And I won't say why. The less you know about it, the better.

The Majorettes (1986) - I just watched this on Labor Day and it's even better than it sounds. I desperately want this ready for the party... Game time decision.



Each film will feature an Epilogue by Thunderclap and Cheesecake (above).

Hell High Remix

Hell High AKA Raging Fury
1989
79 Minutes

Hell High Remix featuring an epilogue by Thunderclap & Cheesecake
2007
38 Minutes

Shot in 1986 but not released until 1989, almost two years after star Christopher Stryker died of AIDS. Unfortunately, this was his only film. He plays the bad ass Dickens, the sinister student who will not take shit from you or anyone. And he'll throw a hot dog at you to prove it. And kiss the quarterback's girlfriend right in front of him. That's right. Dickens don't give a shit.

This movie is truly unique and original. I actually feel kinda bad for remixing it. However, even at 79 minutes, it's still a little bloated. The perfect edit would be about an hour long.

Normally, I'm not a fan of commentary tracks, but check out the Hell High DVD for the commentary by Joe Bob Briggs. He's obviously a big fan and he's pretty funny.

I don't know why the DVD has 5 minutes cut out. And I don't know what was cut out. If you know, please post a comment.

Student Bodies (1981)

Student Bodies (1981) - OK, everyone agrees, this movie was way ahead of the curve. A slasher satire in 1981? But honestly this movie is really obnoxious and over-the-top. Like babysitting a kid who's diet consists of Fun Dip and Rockstar Energy Drink this movie needs a serious time out. However, there are some genius moments that really crack me up.

This was director Mickey Rose's only film, although he wrote for a ton of sitcoms like 227 and Too Close For Comfort. People really dig this movie, so give it a shot if you like the joke-every-second genre like Airplane!. (This is no Airplane!) You won't be bored, but you might groan more than laugh. Here's a remix of how it starts. Enjoy.

The Last Slumber Party

Homosexual as a derogatory term? Hell yeah, queers!

Puppet MCs

Horror Remix is proud to announce the recruitment of the best puppet MCs in the biz. We have been looking for someone to give fun facts and "what to look for" tidbits for remixed movies. Cheesecake and Thunderclap are veterans in the horror biz and have written, directed and starred in many underground horror films. Unfortunately, most of these films have yet to be release in the US. Or anywhere.

Please welcome them to the Horror Remix family!